NaPoWriMo 2015 Day 22 – ‘Sugar-free’

Today’s poem…

Sugar-free red

Inspired by the broadcast of latest series of ‘The Apprentice’ TV show with Alan Sugar, which ‘aired’ as I wrote this. This is the mellow version; there is a vitriolic version too!


Alan Sugar
You’re not sweet
You’re not a bloke
I’d care to meet

I don’t take sweetener in my tea
I like to taste mine

And if you ask me
“One lump or two?”
Then I just might
Lump one on you

© Nick Ritchie 2015



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2 Responses to NaPoWriMo 2015 Day 22 – ‘Sugar-free’

  1. noahsinaloa says:

    Haha. I don’t know whi sugar is, but i like this

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